...in which Lore from brunching.com replaced every misspelling in this memo with the word 'smurf.'
Samantha: First thing I will smurf for the smurf of this letter. I don't mean to be smurf or " not work with you " on any smurf you have. Many of your directives are not ignored and I try my best to do every thing you ask of me. Smurf. Calling the "smurf" Service desk [note: the author means "Cashwrap", the in-store terminology used for the front cash registers]. I have smurf trying my best to smurf this. All staff is smurf me when I call it wrong I smurf smurf why I call it the service desk. When you have a gun put to head and are smurf you will think twice about using any smurf that could set your self up smurf any other smurf. This store gets smurf of smurf people and it makes me smurf to use the world cash over the intercom. But I will try harder to smurf this. 2. The trade paper table- On my shifts I pull the ones and two copy off the table and try to keep it as fresh as smurf. Some of the titles on the table that are old are in one of three smurf. 1) a smurf of an older book. 2) a movie or show that is coming out. 3) a smurf book that keeps selling. I will pull smurf books off the table and make smurf that only new ( with in 30 days) are on the table. 3. The new release areas. You like all the titles pushed to the left side and only having a space on the right. I have smurf smurf the titles on the smurf so smurf is not a lot blank space showing. I was all ways smurf to make smurf smurf of the shelf is as full as smurf. With the books pushed to the left side you have a big gap on the right and a blank space showing. I will make smurf this is smurf to day 6-22-99. Smurf. smurf day I worked with Lucy in the smurf cards. We took down smurf and put up the smurf that that smurf in the boxes behind the smurf. The smurf are not set up right, I know this, but I was trying to fill in the gaps on the smurf to make it smurf full. I did smurf and restock some of the cards. I will say again, I know it is not right, I smurf for the planagram for the cards and could not find it. If you would like me to work on this more please let me know and what you would like or smurf it to smurf like. Third. I smurf you and I are not on the same smurf when coming to smurf. I have never had a problem with this in my past and I was smurf the one to be called in the smurf when needed. I smurf in keeping every thing clean and simple. I smurf smurf should be only face out of a book in the "New" bays as well as books should be smurf on the shelves. I smurf tables should have titles that, 1. Are smurf titles. 2. That people would never thing about smurf. And 3. cross smurf deferent smurf. I smurf that fresh, hot and new titles need to be as smurf place up smurf. Where smurf can see them. I know [company name] have a smurf way of smurf and a smurf system. But I smurf the look of a store in smurf smurf should be the same. Clean, Smurf, Fresh, and New. As I smurf smurf in the above. I will smurf this today 6-22-99. Smurf. I feel, after reading your letter, that you have a problem with me. I know that I'm a strong and smurf person, and I smurf things fester smurf smurf I smurf them. I care about my smurf. and smurf as the stores I have work in. I take smurf of problems and smurf and try to solve them as quick and as right as smurf. This leads me to the next part. I let Sylvia know my smurf when coming over to this division. And she smurf me that you would be the best Smurf to further my smurf smurf [company name]. At this point I cant see this smurf. I smurf you smurf have the time of the smurf to train me. I need a smurf how can spend the time and a smurf who smurf smurf and smurf. I fell like I have smurf put hear to fill a smurf and to smurf a store problem, and I cant smurf like that. I have smurf working with [company name] for 5 years and I smurf my talents as well as my smurf are not being used. So this leads me to the last part of this letter. Could you ask Sylvia, for me, to be transfer to a smurf store as soon as smurf. I fell this work out better for both of us. You smurf have to think I am ignore you or that you have a communication problem with me. You will be able to smurf you store how you smurf it should be with out smurf smurf is problems with me. And I can go on and used this as a smurf smurf and work smurf my smurf to having my own store, I do smurf if smurf is any hard smurf smurf me and if I have caused you any smurf. I wish you the best of luck. I have enjoyed working with you as well. |