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This is my live tempcam page!  Welcome!  My tempcam page has been around forever, and never really changes.  Sometimes I feel like I should do more with it, but I like keeping the simple joke there for people who are just discovering the site.  I did change the temp descriptions every so often for a while, to give them new excuses for not being at work, but I don't anymore.

The pictures I took for this page (which I'll point out below) were actually high-resolution digital camera shots, but I tried to make them look more web-cammish by making them grainy or washed out with my high-tech photo editing software.  I'm an artist!

LIVE TEMPCAM

There's a blink-tag on LIVE TEMPCAM.  I guess a lot of browsers ignore it.  I could animate a gif but it's not all that important to me. 

 

Scott:  Out Sick
Scott is the name of a friend of mine who lives in New York.  He's not a temp.  The desk up there is mine from when I worked at the dental school.  You can see (A.) my jacket over the chair back and (B.) the dictation machine that I used a lot (which led to my "Sigh" update).  It broke about a month before I quit.
Nikki:  Out Sick
Nikki is a friend of mine.  She's not a temp, either.  This is the same desk as Scott's (mine, in other words), only from the front.  I moved my jacket (C.) to a different chair so no one would notice it was the same desk (paranoia again).  Also, I had my own printer (D.) at this job which was really nice.  The spot I was standing to take this picture is where this guy Craig used to stand while he brushed his teeth every morning.  It pissed me off and I wrote about it once.
Dave:  Out Sick
Dave is a friend of mine (the piedriver.com guy).  He's done some temp and contract work, too!  This picture is also from dental school.  My desk was on the other side of the cubicle wall, facing the office (E.) where the guy whose nipples I could see through his dress shirt worked. See, it's all coming together!
Joanne:  Out Sick
Joanne is a friend of mine.  She's not a temp.  This desk is an image I stole from thespark.com.  They had (maybe still do) a webcam page, and this was an image from when everyone had left for the day.
Nancy: Out Sick
Nancy is my sister's name.  She's a social worker and lives on the East Coast.  I can't remember where I stole this image from, but it's some lab with a webcam I found online.
Frank: Out Sick
My friend Kris said I should name one of the fictional temps "Frank", so I did.  This is the same image as the one on the top right, only flipped the other way, and black & white.  Someone wrote to point this out to me once.  The day I did this page I was having trouble finding pictures of desks online.  Laziness wins over paranoia this time.

         

That's all for the cam page, but click here for the Super Extra Bonus Track! 

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