How are people discovering this site? Well, if my weblogs are any indication, completely by accident. Here are some keywords that were typed into search engines that led our wayward and often perverted websurfers to this site over the past year. As usual, I have done my best to provide them with the information they were looking for.
my naked homepage - Not My Desk has considered changing to an all-naked format, but then Not My Desk got a look at Not My Desk's ass in Not My Desk's mirror. If you get what Not My Desk means.
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who moved my cheese summary - Give up. (That's not advice to the people looking for a summary that is the summary.)
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pictures of estrogen use in women - See above.
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pishion - Pishion is the 1,478th Pokemon! He's a funny, fuzzy little yellow guy, and he's filled with mischief and love, and most of all, pish!
masturbation in my car - Sure, go ahead. Anything, anything to get you off that cellphone for a minute.
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why did tony danza end his boxing career - I don't know, man. I just. Don't. Know. Why, Lord? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
www.greadingcards.com - This one comes up a lot, along with simply "greading cards." Like, eight or nine times a week. It's spelled "greeting", whoever you are. "Greeting."
pictures of men pooping their pants - I ride the buses in San Francisco a lot. I'll bring my camera. Check back in a week.
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list of ways to keep a healthy insanity - I myself have a healthy insanity, and here's an easy-to-follow list of ways to keep your insanity in tip-top shape!
1) Blelshshshashimm! Blashshiim! Blahssssn!
&&) ooooog in my head! ALIENS IN MY NECK AND HEAD THEY'RE CUTE BUT THEY BITE ME
3) Exercise regularly.
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