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Comments in italics have been added by fun wacky nutty Not My Desk writer, who really shouldn't be throwing stones.

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LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME

Occupation:  OFFICE WORK

The actors I would like to see in a movie together are: LIV TYLER AND ME IN A SEX SCENE

I'd also like to say: I FUNNY LOVE TO EAT,,,LOL AND I LIKE TO CLEAN YARD AND PLANT FLOWERS

Well, when you think about it, who NOT funny love to eat?  Hell, we ALL funny love to eat.

Lonely Cowboy

Occupation:  Office Employee

The next place I want to travel is: I am tired of meating women who dont know what they want...

Meating women?  Uh... that's not a travel destination.  It is, however, a new euphemism for sex.

are you the missing void?

Occupation: office manager

I need a void in my life.  It could be you!

Sincerity

I Am: A 42-year-old Male

I'd also like to say:  I am an honest hard working man who like to be with his family and have fun.

He's certainly aging well.  Oddly, but well.

Hellllllloooo Ladies!

Occupation: Sr. Account Executive

Seeking: Female for casual or serious relationship

Ladies, and this is just a guess, but I think he leans more toward "casual."

seek lady to share life

Occupation:  Office Assistant Senior

I also enjoy baking, painting, and talking long walks on the railroad tracks--OHMYGODATRAAAAAAAAAIN!!!

I'm Mr. Right...

Occupation:  Consultant

Race/Ethnicity:  White (I'm and AMERICAN)

What celebrity do people say you resemble? An older Christian Slater with a mustache and Glasses!

I also enjoy fishing, fooling myself into thinking I look like Christian Slater, and taking long wal--OHMYGODATRAAAAAAAAINNN!!!

love seeks love

Occupation:  office manager

When it comes to music, I'd also like to say:  i could co-labo with anyone and make the jam of all jams

Temp seeks definition of "co-labo" and "jam of all jams"

Always Room For Jell-O!

Occupation: Communications

Race/Ethnicity: White (Kinda peach colored, and tan in the sun! haha)

Religion: Jewish (Mostly a spiritualist whose having a psychic awakening, but I don't sacrifice virgins. hahahaha)

What celebrity do people say you resemble? The one with brown hair and blue eyes....you know him...haha

Personal Thought or Quote... If the good die young...I will live forever!

Haha.

And, for the gals who like gals...

Just looking 4 friends ;)

Occupation: Full Time Lesbian

Full-time?  Well, hell!  You gotta get a temp!

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