{"id":2315,"date":"2013-02-03T11:12:25","date_gmt":"2013-02-03T19:12:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/?p=2315"},"modified":"2013-02-03T11:12:25","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T19:12:25","slug":"sim-plicity-on-pc-gamer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/screencuisine\/sim-plicity\/sim-plicity-on-pc-gamer-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sim-plicity on PC Gamer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/hef.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2316\" alt=\"hef\" src=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/hef.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/hef.jpg 700w, http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/hef-300x117.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been terrible about posting on my site when I&#8217;ve got new columns up on PC Gamer, so let me remedy that right now. I&#8217;ve been writing weekly Sim-plicity columns (where I play non-heroic video games), and here are the links to all of them. (You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/author\/clivingston\/\">also just visit my article archive link<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll try to start keeping this page updated.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2013\/02\/03\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-naked-hugh-hefner\/\">I am a naked Hugh Hefner<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2013\/01\/27\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-failed-turkey-assassin\/\">I am a failed turkey assassin<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2013\/01\/20\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-clown-manager\/\">I am a clown manager<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2013\/01\/13\/sim-plicity-i-am-dating-an-elf-lawyer\/\">I am dating an elf lawyer<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2013\/01\/06\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-dockworker\/\">I am a dock worker.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/12\/30\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-working-single-mom\/\">I am a working single mom.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/12\/23\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-ski-resort-manager\/\">I am a ski resort manager.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/12\/16\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-spearfisherwoman\/\">I am a spearfisherwoman.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/12\/09\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-san-francisco-bus-driver\/\">I am a San Francisco bus driver.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/12\/02\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-police-chief\/\">I am a police chief.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/11\/25\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-bridge-builder\/\">I am a bridge builder.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/11\/18\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-woodcutter\/\">I am a woodcutter.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/11\/11\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-tow-truck-driver\/\">I am a tow truck driver?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/11\/04\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-human-being\/\">I am a human being.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/10\/28\/sim-plicity-i-am-an-airport-firefighter\/\">I am an airport firefighter.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcgamer.com\/2012\/10\/21\/sim-plicity-i-am-a-wolf\/\">I am a wolf.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been terrible about posting on my site when I&#8217;ve got new columns up on PC Gamer, so let me remedy that right now. I&#8217;ve been writing weekly Sim-plicity columns (where I play non-heroic video games), and here are the links to all of them. (You can also just visit my article archive link.) I&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[770],"tags":[771],"class_list":["post-2315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sim-plicity","tag-sim-plicity-3","section-blog","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.screencuisine.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}