Seems like you can't open a television, log onto a newspaper, or watch the internet without hearing that some food, beverage, or other sort of nutrition has just been found to either prevent a particular disease, or increase the chances of contracting it.
Well, now you don't have to be the newsman's bitch! Simply crank up the Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator (or NMDNFDWAOHRG for slightly shorter) and make the headlines yourself!